The Beaverette Wit and’ Humor. Farmer: cow Duwane: “Water the cot No, haven’t for two day: vey rher for are days? Why n Duwane: “Didn’t .you say Ss! wouldn’t be dry for for two months? y Ruth: “Is that a popular song| Curt is singing?” iKat: “laewas before he started singing it.” year-old girhknelt ; and said “Oh, Lord, please wake ‘it hot for grandma. Mildred C. (to ) Josephine Rhea) : “My lands, girl! What became of the bottom off your dress?” ) A man was sitting'by a hole in the ice when a curious chap came Tr. am “Aren’t you cold?” asked the newcomer. “Nope.” eee any fish?” “No! “What are you waiting for?” “My partner. He’s down under the ice jain things over.” Duwane was S attacked by two highwaymen and put up a terrific ‘fight. Finally’he was overcome and searched. All they found.on him was.» -dime-, The bandits » were amazed. “Say,” exclaimed ;-one. “You don’t mean to tell us you put up “Well,”> answered Duwane | stepped upon the tom cat’ ?s tail, “The truth of the matter is I re you water the didn’t want; my. sealer con- dition exposed.” Terry, riding with Tim in the latter’s motor car, began to worry “Ww c d rmer:"What, haven’ see as,they approached a grade cruss- ss neck-and neck with an express Wouldn't ye better - Stop and let. her go by Aw, ee démanded_ Tim, “Can’t* e the sign tellin’ the a Meat out for the cars’ “Where it Henry Oe first?” Asked “1m not sure” Bie calmly, “If the hick as hethinks it is, he’s-skat- ing. If it’s as thin es I think ic is, he’ '§ swimming.” "Miss Hedges: . “How many make dozen?” Glen Silvy: “Twelve lion Glens Dereed few.” Harry: him an eney’ élopedia. Roy: “Be darried if- I do. him walk like’l did.” “Here’s something. queer,” the so Ss hus never been v: my instrument.’ “I think you have back collar button,” victim. Struck _m; a battle like that for a meas! sly dime. Why we almost broke your’ nose and blacked both of your) eyes.” . ‘ “Of course I did.” said_Franci K. “{ heard the lady back of ui say she never saw a boy behave io.” what’s the matter wig) vingineer ” Mrs. Henery re-] ice is as Miss Hedges: "How, many make iti “Now , that your boy is goine to college, you ought to get Let} said’ but I find small flakes of gold on M4 moaned the “pid you behave in church?” “Phe lights-were dim andlow; Thecat responded with a-wail, t was a tail. of woe. Mr. Poole:."My ideaof.a dumb- bell. is the sap who tried to start the one clock by putting in bird see 6 The BBieear to o prohibition spoke bitterly, “Water has spilled more people than liquor ever did.” “You_are, raving, "declared the festoeslor, - “How do you make that eut’ 5 “Well to begin with, there was the flood!” Pat “and were looking into.a jeweler‘s s window. : Mike”, said like" to Pat. “How’d ye have your! pick there?” Faith,” answered Mike, “Oi’d aaeee have me shovel.” Archi yb s that smile mean you forgivé me - Piss ess ee avays I was justs miling-to.rest my face.” “Yes, I get $500 a month”, said the salesman. “How do you manage ‘to get such a large salary? 1 asked“ Uppie” Sa “T know hats.” + “Dear me! For $200 a month I have to, know everything.” Teacher: “Tellme me all the“Safety First Mottos” you can think of.” 'Rirst Little hoy:| “Don’t play with matches. . s emmerber the great Chicago Five. Second boy: - “Don? t pul ie member the-flood!” is Ss Elma Filson: :Dve looked .all thru this Mother Goose Rook, but Tean’t'find'the poem about “ Liffle ' Bo-Peep has lost her Sheik.”